I wonder how long it’ll be before Mormons are before the Supreme Court seeking legalization of polygamy as a First Amendment right. I’m not opposed to it — my only interest is in watching the news for laughs.

Congratulations to those who just got normalized! (Oh, and fuck off, Antonin. You’re a jackass.)


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  1. sunsetdragon

    Normal!!! Wait a minute are you saying I am normal. Oh no-normal is boring. I do not want to be normal!!!
    I refuse. I absolutely refuse!!!
    Those Mormons can practice more than one spouse all they want-it is all I can do to keep up with one.

    1. happierheathen Post author

      Nah, I never intended to imply that you might be normal. I’d never say such a thing about a friend!

      If it weren’t for Mormon polygamy I wouldn’t be here, so I’m for it. It keeps ’em from having to leave Utah to find mates — and the more they inbreed, the funnier they get. Luckily for me, my grandparents are a diverse bunch. The one who was Mormon left me related to about a third of Utah, but the three who weren’t left me to be something other than a grinning dimwit. 😀


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