Oak Fucklahoma and Nebulaska, too.

In the news today: Nebraska and Oklahoma are suing Colorado for legalizing marijuana, or for not keeping it from leaving Colorado to enter their states, or some such. I think that we, Colorado, should sue them back for reducing the average IQ of the region to somewhere in the vicinity of horribly fucking retarded.

Sure, some reefer leaves Colorado bound for other states.Β Is it our fault that those other states are so authoritarian that they won’t allow their citizens liberty? If they don’t want this or that to cross their borders, it’s up to them to stop those things at their borders. California protects its agriculture by stopping everything at the border for inspection, and they don’t ask their neighbors to pay for those inspection stations, let alone sue them for growing and selling produce.

I never thought I’d use California as a positive example.


11 thoughts on “Oak Fucklahoma and Nebulaska, too.

  1. sunsetdragon

    If they do to want it in their state they need to do some car checks and arrest people with it. Up to them to police their own state.
    Got the same problem here in Washington State with people form other states coming in and leaving with their little duffle bags full of pot.
    I think it is legal in Oregon now too so they are going to have tolerate the morons also who come format of state, but it and leave.

    1. happierheathen Post author

      “Up to them to police their own state.” Absolutely!

      I’m just glad that I don’t live in one of those states where they hate democracy so much that they feel compelled to interfere in other states’ practice of it.

    1. happierheathen Post author

      You’ve never struck me as being even remotely similar to a Husker. Or, for that matter, to the majority of your neighbors there in the Floriduh of the West.

      I suppose you know one of my favorite jokes: What does the N on the side of the Cornhuskers’ helmets stand for? πŸ˜€

      For folks who’ve never experienced the Midwest or Midwesterners, the answer is: Nolludge!

      1. kaylar

        i take that (not resembling the Nebr. ones) as high compliment. i will never regret the farm/ranch i grew up on. A river ran through it. a little one, but still. glorious.
        & a curtsy to the queen. you pick. πŸ™‚

  2. whyzat

    I feel bad for the normal people who live in Oklahoma—and I know there are some! Some of the dumbest and most hateful stuff comes out of the oh so christian mouths of their politicians!
    I live in Texas so I know how a liberal among idiot conservatives feels.

    1. happierheathen Post author

      Dinkytown is chock full of idiot conservatives. It’s not nice to call my neighbors idiots, but there’s really no better descriptor. Our schools are starved for funding and can only open their doors four days a week, our infrastructure is in disrepair, the town steadfastly refuses to pay overtime to the snow plow drivers (as they used to) in order to get them on the road before the morning commute, but we’re getting a brand new jail right smack in the middle of downtown and the town pigs are all driving 2014 model pigmobiles that replaced their 2010 models. Democrats don’t even bother running for office here because they know the elections will go to whoever wins the slots in the Republican primaries. It’s not that there are only one or two non-Republicans who’ll run for office; there are literally none.

      Now the fun part: In the last election our far right neocon/teabag voters authorized the county to enter into the broadband internet market and offer service to the general public. Only a far left whacko nut job ultra-liberal socialist like myself would approve of the government going into direct competition with private enterprise. Our local neocon idiots don’t even know their own ideology!

        1. happierheathen Post author

          I’m a-thinkin’ that Miss Awesome and Starr Pup are pretty good reasons. πŸ™‚

          The downside there being that to hang out with those two you’d have to hang out with us two and we’d probably unwittingly corrupt the hell out of you. That, or scare you so badly that you expatriate to a far away land. πŸ˜€


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