Because I won’t get so raunchy in the comment section of someone else’s blog, here’s the comeback I haven’t yet got to use:

If you were sucking my dick with your eyes closed you wouldn’t be thinking at all about the length of my hair.

It’s not that I like being offensive when the situation calls for it; it’s that I love being offensive when the situation calls for it.

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