Stuff. None Worth Reading.

Aaarrrgggh. I aaarrggh stuffed. Amethyst spotted some enormous white mushrooms at the market yesterday so I grabbed eight of them, and every one the diameter of my open palm. Shrooms that large just scream “stuff me!”. Oh, the places I could go with that line, but I won’t. I’m saving that for something else. I stuffed the shrooms with crab and wild rice, with some scallions, herbs, a dash of dry white wine, with mucho butter along for the ride, and topped them with a blend of mozzarella, parmesan, and jack cheeses. It’s heresy, I know, to fling jack in there, but I wanted to tone down the flavor a bit so the other ingredients could shine through. It worked, so I’m happy. A mite overfull, but happy anyway.

I visited a ski town today, which might have a little something to do with the happiness level. There’s something about a brand new half ounce that makes one smile.

The other thing I was saving up my supply of bad words for: You’ve got to kiss a lot of vaginas to find one that’s not a cunt.Β That might be an original saying. Or it might not. It might get me bruised, bloodied, and broken. Unless I can hide better than pissed off women can seek. πŸ˜€

Amethyst stuck a song in my head this morning… I replaced it several hours later with another:

That is all.

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10 thoughts on “Stuff. None Worth Reading.

    1. happierheathen Post author

      We’ve got some King crab in the freezer but I took the easy way out and opened a couple of cans of Bumblebee. The extra preparation effort wouldn’t have been all that big a deal but I didn’t want to face the additional dishes afterward.

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  1. promisesunshine

    the saying’s counterpart doesn’t really sound as good. penis just never works. finding the right person seems to be nothing short of a miracle. all those factors that go into just the right moment. you could go a little mad thinking about it.
    your shrooms sound outstanding

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    1. happierheathen Post author

      The line was inspired by The Frog Prince, so the counterpart is “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your handsome prince.” And now I just can’t stop myself from saying that I’m sorry to hear that the penis just never works. πŸ˜€

      The world needs more of those kinds of miracles, I think. I count myself among the most fortunate to have got the same miracle twice. πŸ™‚

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  2. theinfiniterally

    But I thought the vagina kissing usually went over well? Oh. OH.

    It doesn’t seem like skiing and smoking ought to mix.

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    1. happierheathen Post author

      Well, yeah, it does usually go over well, now that you mention it. πŸ˜€

      I’m not a skier, but if I were I think I’d have even more reason to appreciate that cannabis does not cause day-after debility the way ethanol can and often does. I wouldn’t want to be out on the slope with random tourists racing downhill toward me at 40 to 60 miles per hour with hangovers that make them mentally slow.

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