Do ya ever just get to thinking that maybe the only right thing to do is get high and watch Wayne’s World?

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    1. happierheathen Post author

      That doesn’t look like it’d be similar to the places my mind goes when flooded with THC. But then my mind rarely goes where the minds of others go, so you might be right. 🙂

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        1. promisesunshine

          pick me. i know a crazy psycho would say that too, but i’m totally safe. and sometimes i’m even a good driver. i’m not even just saying that because i want to be a John Denver song.

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          1. theinfiniterally

            You’re my designated driver? This is so sudden. Obvious, yet unexpected. Why didn’t I think of it before?

            Okay, so like, when are we going? And do my kids have to come?

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              1. theinfiniterally

                Okay. I got this.

                Let’s go to Colorado and smoke reefer with the Heathenmeister! You drive.

                I am so good at planning.

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            1. happierheathen Post author

              Uh, no. No minors allowed. Everyone knows that “illegal drug use” makes the baby Jesus puke, and it would be felony child endangerment to so much as hint to the widdo chidrens that the first toke isn’t absolutely guaranteed to make them insane, retarded welfare recipients addicted to crack, child pornography, and liberal ideology. What were you thinking, man?!?!

              Let the kids score their own weed at their own schools in accordance with long established tradition. 😀

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          1. theinfiniterally

            sawah?? Weird. I was just thinking here, sitting. Or maybe I was sitting here, thinking: life: I’m doing it wrong. I think it was the first way, and that’s what’s really awkward. Trying to sit your thoughts.

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        2. happierheathen Post author

          If you go north on I-25 to Denver, then west on I-70 toward Grand Junction, the drive through the Rockies is not at all scary. Come north on US-550 instead, though, and you might end up vacuum locked to the car seat for several hours. 😀

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    1. happierheathen Post author

      But that would mean waking up with a hangover, which hurts a lot more than the inebriation helps, and lasts longer than the inebriation, too. It seems highly counterproductive.

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