Happy Birthday, Ms. Amethyst!

Today my darling wife is again able to say that she’s the same age I am, but she’ll always be my younger woman. Three and a half months is three and a half months! 🙂

I could go on for some very large number of paragraphs about all the things I see as wonderful in her, but the second-to-last thing the interwebz need is yet another sappy dipshit carrying on about how much he or she digs a significant other. The very last thing the interwebz need is yet another bitter dipshit carrying on about how bad are those of the gender that causes him or her the most sexual frustration.

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4 thoughts on “Happy Birthday, Ms. Amethyst!

  1. axiomatika

    happy birthday ms, amethyst.

    you’re so sweet, HH

    i hope she has a great one

    “last thing the interwebz need is yet another sappy dipshit carrying on about how much he or she digs a significant other. The very last thing the interwebz need is yet another bitter dipshit carrying on about how bad are those of the gender that causes him or her the most sexual frustration.”

    the fuck you mean? i live for this shit

    Reply
    1. happierheathen Post author

      Is it the sappy shit or the bitter shit you live for? Both, perhaps? I’d like to accommodate you, but I’m concerned about bringing about the end of the internet. Maybe I can strike a balance? Maybe a little sappy plus a little bitter equals nullification, like the annihilation when matter and antimatter meet?

      It’s way too early in the morning to think about these kinds of things.

      Reply

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