Power Outage, Brainlessness

I was still coming out of my nightly coma when the power went off this morning just before 4:30. Unlike, say, the entire New England region, we don’t often see power outages in wintertime. This being Colorado, and most of us having been here for more than two weeks, we know it will snow every now and then and that our critical infrastructure will be impacted if we don’t take steps to prevent it. I was out in the garage shortening my life when the lights went off, and after the initial WTF passed in a few seconds I looked out through the windows in the garage door to see the glow of the porch light on the house across the street. Hmm… To the back door I went, and peering out I saw not only the lights of the houses across the alley, but also the deck light of the neighbor to the north. Shucks, darn. Maybe it’s just us? Going out to check the power distribution panel wasn’t on my list of things to do before coffee this morning.

Oh yeah! Coffee! Upstairs to the kitchen I go, and find that the water I’d been heating on the stove to pour through the Cone Of Wonder was just lukewarm. Eh, that’s better than cold, right? The stuff from the tap would be hotter, and though it’s bad to make a habit of drinking from that side it’s probably not going to be a significant risk with just occasional consumption. But I’m a thoughtful guy so I leave the hot water supply alone just in case Amethyst needs it in The Green Room. That’s our upstairs bathroom, The Green Room.

Now that I’ve corrected the imbalance of too much blood in my caffeine stream it’s obvious that our gas fired water heater doesn’t know or care about electrical power.

Anyway, after crunching through the ice crust atop the snow in the back yard and finding that all of our circuit breakers are still properly set I called the electric cooperative. Their number is answered after hours by the sheriff’s department, whose dispatcher informed me that the linemen are already working on the problem (yeah, right) and it’ll be a couple of hours before power is restored. It’s nice to know that they’re on the job, but two hours? I don’t want to go back to bed and risk fouling my circadian rhythm even worse, but I also don’t want to just sit on the sofa in the dark for two hours.

Fortunately, it was just about a half hour before the power was restored, just long enough to make the lukewarm coffee, feed Miss Awesome, and get my netbook ready to go.

Unfortunately, about a half hour after that I could smell the dry saucepan overheating on the (electric) range upstairs. I’d forgotten to turn the darn thing off. I never knew before just how hot the lid of a saucepan can get when it’s cooked dry. You won’t hang onto it for long with bare fingers. Since I was there anyway I put more water on to heat for my second mug of Life Juice and then came back downstairs to see if I could think up something to blog about. Obviously, I failed miserably.

After finding something that I probably shouldn’t write about, but will anyway, I went back upstairs to make another mug of Life Juice. At the top of the stairs I could hear the pan sizzling. Water doesn’t sizzle. The skillet in which I made the gravy for last night’s chicken fried steak, on the back burner where I usually heat my water, though, will sizzle just fine. The dishes weren’t washed last night because dinner was late and bedtime came just as we finished eating. That’s a bad idea, going to bed immediately after a meal, but I’ve never discarded an idea just because it was a bad one.

I hope there’s no more evidence of rectocranial impaction waiting to be discovered. Not at my house, anyway.

I have seen evidence of rectocranial impaction outside of our happy home this morning. Apparently that person is unaware that here in Colorado we practice this revolutionary thing called democracy, and many of us value personal liberty and support it even when others have liberties we don’t care to exercise in our own lives. Also, apparently, a supermarket chain is supposed to turn away customers of whom that person disapproves. I’m probably way too amused by the fact that someone whose writing indicates bat shit crazy conservative views is up in arms in opposition to democracy, personal liberty, and states’ rights.

More and more evidence is piling up to support my hypothesis that someone is slipping Bat Shit Crazy pills into the domestic drinking water supplies all over Merika.

PS: Hey, Voice Person, you might like Arizona better, as even simple cannabis possession there is a felony offense. That’s why their black market is absolutely booming, but at least you can know that some otherwise peaceful folks are going to prison for offending your sense of morality.

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12 thoughts on “Power Outage, Brainlessness

    1. happierheathen Post author

      Actually I am having a good morning. I’m as amused by my brainlessness as I am by that other person’s. πŸ˜€ I’m not going to fool around with fire or things that might cause it until at least noon, though. Mustn’t let the fun get out of hand. The cat would never forgive me for burning up her house after she’s been so generous as to allow us to live in it.

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  1. digitalgranny

    I wish they would leave our water alone too as it tastes like the water dept took a crap in it now.
    Happy the lights cam back on and our lights seldom go out here even if the grid in town is all off. We are on a different grid.
    Last week the main grid for most of the town was off and we had electric out here.
    This is another reason why we stay here<:)

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  2. southernhon

    I’m glad they got the power back on quickly.
    Aren’t most conservatives bat shit crazy? I’m so freaking tired of them. We have more than our share in Tennessee.

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  3. Roadkill Spatula

    Arizona has speeding cameras, too, and going 11 mph above the limit is a criminal offense.

    Supermarkets ought to have sniffers at the door; it could even be the Walmart welcome person. Anyone not passing the test can Febreeze their shoes and clothes (the cans can be in the rack with the sanitizing hand wipes) or take their business elsewhere.

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    1. happierheathen Post author

      Arizona is the western US hub of insanity. Our daughter lives in Tucson, and as much as I love to visit my favorite part of it is getting back out of that crazy state again.

      I guess we’re not going to agree about the supermarket thing. πŸ˜‰

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      1. Roadkill Spatula

        I’ve actually rarely run into foul-smelling people in stores, although I’ve been one myself (stopping for necessaries after a hard day fixing a roof and trimming trees). If they had offered me Right Guard at the door, I’d have used it.

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        1. happierheathen Post author

          I’m the sort who’ll bathe before grocery shopping if it seems even close to appropriate, but I’ve been known to enter auto parts and hardware stores while in the middle of a big job that may have left me somewhat (and, rarely, greatly) malodorous. My beef with the clown who ranted about fellow supermarket patrons reeking of pot is about his/her/its open hatred for democracy, representative government, and personal liberty.

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          1. Roadkill Spatula

            People are generally more concerned with their own comfort than with the rights of others. Democracy is a messy business. People want it to be tidy, but it never will be as long as there are differences of opinion.

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            1. happierheathen Post author

              I first heard that democracy is a messy business from a teacher in high school, who went on to say that if it’s not messy it’s not democracy. The longer I live the more truth I see in his explanation that most issues on a ballot are decided by very slim margins so there will always be a large number of dissatisfied people.

              Another teacher, a cute and usually stoned hippy chick, in the course of a free discussion said to never trust a landslide victory because they’re always the result of deception and usually fraud. Sure enough, a few years later we got Reagan in an electoral landslide. πŸ˜€

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  4. whyzat

    I would rather a person smelled bad for natural reasons than because they had doused themselves with acid-de-cologne—I mean eau de cologne. You seem to have a lot of people writing to your newspapers and threatening to take their business elsewhere. Wasn’t is just a cople of weeks ago that the Houston guy said he was so disgusted by weed that he wasn’t going to ski there anymore? He was probably mad because he couldn’t bring his 10-plus bullet magazines. Ya need more than 10 bullets to defend yourself, ya know.

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    1. happierheathen Post author

      It’s not a letter to the editor in which the doofus carries on about his fellow supermarket patrons — it’s right here in the Voidpress. But, yeah, a couple of yuppie scumbags have voiced their opinions in letters to editors:

      http://www.steamboattoday.com/news/2014/jan/08/joe-mattingly-still-kid-friendly/
      http://www.vaildaily.com/opinion/9485596-113/vail-pot-families-numerous

      Both seem to be oblivious to the fact that “high earners” are seen as the working class by the truly rich and as whiny dipshits by the rest of the working class, so no one outside of their cardboard subdivisions appreciates their overblown yuppie scum sense of entitlement.

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