Want a good excuse to scratch your head and wonder WTF? Here ya go. If you don’t want to read the whole thing, the high points are:
- She offed her husband because she hated him
- She murdered her son because he was “worse than a pest”
- Her daughter, the uncooperative bitch, didn’t die. Her sin? Having student loans but no job.
- Her other daughter is such a good girl that she helped her mother do the deeds.
The story reminded me of my own dear old Moms. The last “real” conversation we had with her, if you want to call it that, was all about how she was looking forward to the life sentence she would receive after murdering us. Being elderly, in poor health, and disabled, she’d get no work details at all and could spend her time watching television and reading books. “I’ll finally be rid of your worthless damned father”, she said, but her favorite part was “no more god damned laundry”. She started some time before explaining how she’d get clean away with the murders, but came to view getting caught as preferable. If she got away with it she’d still be stuck with my father and doing chores, and that would never do.
I hope they sentence the evil skank in Missouri to life at hard labor without parole, and make her pay off her daughter’s student loans and any debts the corpses left behind from her earnings. It wouldn’t serve to reform her, which is impossible anyway, but it would chap her nasty damned hide something fierce.